Culturally shocked in Crewe.
ROFL. At least they're both birds :)
No wonder the birds are angry ... aims catapult carefully ....
I've been so out of it all recently, I didn't even realize you'd returned to bloghood. I think you're very brave moving back ... I feel totally lost when I go back at christmas.
Are you sure it wasn't turkey? Sheep?Cow? Goat?
Welcome back Zoe, and with another of my favourite reads, it would appear. Good stuff.
The vegan equivalent would be mistaking chick peas for lentils, or rice for millet. And yes, it has happened to me too.