Culturally shocked in Crewe.
Proof.I own a Shed.
Wow! That's a mighty big shed.With a chimney too.
I think that you're looking at the wrong building, GG....
What a confession to make.
Oh, you mean it's the smaller one with the blue pipes? :-D
Somehow I knew you would end up with your very own shed! Since this is a lady's shed, how many fainting couches does it hold, and how much room does it have for Barbara Cartland's best bosom-heaving novels?And, how long does it take Herman to make it from the house's back door to the front door of the shed? (Assuming he's not distracted by any lady turtles or the like. . .)
Anon, too - I'm into 50 Shades of Green or whatever, these days, and my shed is about the right size to hold all my bottles of nail varnish.Hermie is sulking in his cage indoors. He sleeps in his wellie at night, comes out and basks under his light and every 2 days bothers to make the effort to eat something.
They did say that there will never be true equality until women have sheds…
"50 Shades of Green". . .wasn't that the tell-all written by Miss Piggy????If this shed can hold all your bottles of nail varnish, then you did not capture it in the photo. Because, wouldn't all your bottle of nail varnish have about the same capacity as a supertanker????I'm sure Herman will cheer up by next spring. Perhaps sooner if you can identify something that really catches his attention. Maybe the Duchess of Cambridge, painted green and seductively draping herself across a Galapagos tortoise . . . !
Where's the shed?
a, quality rules.anon,too, shouldn't you be out voting? I don't have THAT many bottles of nail varnish - but I wish. It is tempting to buy more and more colours and now that I've discovered OPI it's all doom.Hermie - cheer up? I doubt it. He (or She as I do believe him to be) is as miserable as miserable gets. He misses dancing on the lawn.John, put your glasses on!
Z, it doesn't take all that long to vote over here! And I'm disappointed you didn't think to set up an indoor growing frame with a square meter or so of sod for Herman/Hermione to dance upon. . .I'd bet that turtle has the Moves Like Jagger!John, look for the building that can hold at least two fainting couches, a couple of large drums of nail varnish, and life-sized pin-ups of Daniel Craig and Kermit T. Frog.
I also am having trouble seeing the shed, but I suspect my eyes are just as crap as John's are.
Sorry, that comment was full of smelling pistakes.Here is the Mk II version:After all the fuss you made when you lived in Belgieland and a certain person, who shall be nameless, wanted a shed I am really surprised at this turn of events! *faints*
I don't have a garage here, the house is minute so I have a shed. Having said that, it's only half full.....Zoe
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