Friday, 17 June 2011

Motor coordination challenge of the day

Z (cleaning teeth): Ow...
R (in shower): What have you done now?
Z: Almost poked my toothbrush in my eye.
R: How on Earth did you miss that mouth?


Mr VeryVeryBored said...

This is a relief. I thought that I might be lazy/abnormal/a bit minging for brushing my teeth in the shower. It is good to hear that someone else has this routine.

Richard said...

Mr VVB - Read it again and you'll find you're still a bit minging.

Anonymous said...

Mme. Z -- you did get toothpaste on the brush, right? That is, instead of athlete's foot ointment, hemmorrhoid cream, jock itch lotion, or whatever else Richard may have stashed in his bathroom. . .model airplane cement, styling mousse, aromatic chest rub, sore muscle liniment. . .;-}.

As for sticking the brush in your eye, well -- the cheapest plonk and mouthwash may taste very similar BUT don't use either until after you've brushed and flossed.

And remember to plug in the hair dryer before you throw it into Richard's shower when he tries to start cracking wise.

Hope young Master Herman is enjoying the summer,
Anonymous, too

Mr VeryVeryBored said...


Note to self, never write anything on the internet after drinking wine.

Zoe said...

Anon, too - yes, it was toothpaste and I can tell you from experience that it hurts like buggery when you stick it in your eye or up a nostril. Hermie is pissed off with the weather. There again, so are quite a lot of people - summer? - what summer?

MrVVB, I have done that in the past - but rarely, you minger.

Guyana-Gyal said...

How about when the toothbrush hits the gum of your top-front teeth? Owww.

Hannah Joy Curious said...

Would it help putting your glasses on when you brush your teeth?

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